There wasn't any jobs:
so I haven't got a job: - so you won't get a job
I won't get a job: - so you won't find a job
I won't find a job: - since you haven't got a job
I never had a job: - so you never got a job
I never got a job: - since you never got a job
I never got a job: - since you never had a job
I won't get a job: since you haven't got a job
I'll never get a job: since you never had a job
so I can't get a job: cause I can't get a job; and; I can't get a job
cause I haven't had a job: and I haven't had a job
cause I couldn't get a job: and I couldn't get a job
cause I didn't have a job: and I didn't have a job
cause I didn't get a job: and I didn't get a job
cause I never had a job: and I never had a job
cause I never got a job: and I never got a job
cause I didn't have a job: and I didn't have a job
cause I can't get a job ...

SUBTITLED:

The Employment Debate in Plain English

Or: How I Learnt To Stop Worrying And Love The Benefit

Alternatively SUBTITLED:

The TRUE, SECRET MEANING of the Job Interview

Or: The Morning After Blues

Fondly Dedicated to the Human-Write-Off Freaks in the Government and the Employers(?) Federation
Nota Bene: If any gifted singer, songwriter, band, etc, wants to make political hay out of this poem, please feel free to do so - as long as you remember who wrote it, and provide due acknowledgement and attribution.