DEADBEAT POETS' SOCIETY

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1001 WAYS TO USE A DEAD POET

... in the unquietness brought on by my understanding
there could be no escape for my hopeful Maui
through her thighs,
I wandered the world,
I wondered,
lost

Dead to the world I pondered,
Worried over my fate,
Dreamed of hope.

All my life seemed caved in,
My desires for the outward path frustrated,
Hopes for a tunnel to her heart collapsed.

Buried deep within the earth,
I considered my navel,
Discovering the meaning to life
Was clogged with dirt,
Unwashed since the great collapse.

I remembered a close friend telling me:

"One day some girl'll think you're the cat's whiskers!"
What happens when the cat wants his whiskers back?
I also consider this possibility.

Then somehow the change took place
- the hoped-for, unexpected,
long-awaited change
- I could see again!

light at the end of the tunnel!

I am saved!
There is hope!

I eagerly dash forward,
thirsting for the light,
my dried-out eyes weep for sheer joy,
as it moves towards me,
as if in greeting ...

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